Fuck off I'm not listening to you.

Waiting outside for @newfoundglory at #firstave @blinkguy182 @jaymes_salmon Dan and I are the first in line. There is no one else here.

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

transparent

catholicnun:

i shoould watch netflix

i love that show

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”